Strollin'

I'm a horribly un-maternal person, as many know, but if there was any shred of parenting instinct genetically imbued in me, it was pounded out yesterday at the mall. DEAR GOD. If you happen to own a child (or three, or ten), SHOP ONLINE. Don't throw the whole clan into a stroller and meander through the food court. It's just not good mannered.